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Dr Schwiman
was so right

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Isn't this romantic?

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This bike weighs
as much as a dead cow.

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Who designed
these bicycles, Hitler?

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My God!

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They use these
in the Tour de France?

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Well, everything is old here,
It's part of the charm.

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BOB: Mine's broken, I think.

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And I think it's going to
rain

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Why do you have to be
so pessimistic?

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I'm not a pessimist

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I am realistic.

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Exactly the same for you

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Where are we? 
What neighborhood is this?

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Why don't you come to my side? 
instead of being behind me because

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it could also be
walking alone

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Adapt to yourself.
I'm tired anyway.

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Adapt to yourself.

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<i>Ole! </i></i>

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Is my husband here?

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No, ma'am.

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we were worrying
for you

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No, I have not been hurt
What about Jacques?

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JACQUES:
Ready and waiting!

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Get ready, friend.

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Look at this. Madam,
I will double my rate.

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JACQUES: The security man
from there, he wouldn't let me in

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Of course not. We have at
Lord Mayor of London coming.

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Really? Sexy!
Can I say hello?

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- Well, she will come with her husband.
- Too bad.

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Today's email, ma'am.

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And this came by messenger.

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I want some
chocolate milk

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And I'll have a double vodka
with ice.

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CHILDREN: Steven!

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STEVEN: How are you?
dumb monkeys?

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Sean.

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How are you, Maria?

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Mr. Stevens,
when did you get here?

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Just this afternoon.

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What is happening here? �It is
someone's birthday or something?

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Nothing like that.

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Just a little dinner
for twelve.

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Ah...

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STEVEN: Thank you.

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Come on Rose, you need
eat something

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No.

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Please Mr. Steven,
tell him.

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What are you doing,
rose,

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starving you
like mommy?

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"Skinny mom, yes!"

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Well don't do it

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nobody likes it
a human toothpick

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I'm going to find our father

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Listen to your older brother and
Finish those potatoes, please.

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Well. Try that.

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"You won't go" 
to lose it?

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Of course,
I'm going to miss it.

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This was your grandfather's
his biggest acquisition

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he would cut
my balls

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Why don't you sell? 
something else?

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You still don't understand I'm holding on
for my nails here.

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I need the money.

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Anne is having a hard time
so much?

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Sell ​​your jewelry.

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You're not funny.

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Do you want me
lend you something?

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Could you?

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fifty thousand,
just for a few days,

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until the sale is complete?

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I'll call mom.

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Don't do that.

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Don't give it to her
satisfaction.

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How is she, anyway?

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aging and
heavier every day.

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Richer, too.

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Foggy Middle East London.

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She voted for Brexit.

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It makes sense.

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When you were born she was
crazy about Margaret Thatcher.

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She said I had to
vote for Reagan.

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Did you do it?

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No.
We were in Athens.

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Our last horrible year.

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How's the literature going?

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Yes, my editor
is coming to Paris.

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I have nothing
to show you.

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He knows it.

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So why is he coming?

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When he writes about
the Eurostar trip,

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I am one of your best assets.

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DRIVER:
Come on, sir, take one.

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In my country,
we call it mektoub.

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Your future.

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Tonight you will know
someone special

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It's not very original.

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No? And what if
that special someone

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was a mysterious,
beautiful lady.

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Know the closure.

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I prefer to undress you.

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Well,
you had your chance.

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Ten, eleven, twelve.
Thirteen?

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Exactly.
Who did this?

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- I did it.

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- Hello, Anne.
- Hmm.

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Welcome to Paris,
Steve,

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please feel like 
at home.

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Yes, and invite yourself
for dinner.

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No, Bob invited me.

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He didn't say a word.
Typical.

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Well, I'm not going to have thirteen at the table.
It's bad luck

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And what's worse,
it's me

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Sorry about that, Anne, but my
Father is really excited to see me.

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Especially now that it's happening.

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Oh my God. Get rid of those.

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STEVEN: Anne,
be proud of them

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What if I kill you?

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Head down.
Rotate for a single axis.

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I see. I remember every word.

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Admit it. I learn fast.
And also my father.

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Add another place setting to the table.

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There is one more chair
in the corner. And get ready.

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You look beautiful, Anne.

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MARÍA: This one is good.

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Hey! stop. all of you
turn around. Look at me.

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I need another woman

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Madam? No.

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There is no other
solution.

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Madam,
I am the maiden

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The maids don't eat dinner
with their bosses.

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Oh, nonsense.
You are part of this family.

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I have
a terrible accent

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Your accent is charming.

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But what am I going to say?

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Well, it's not about talking.
It's about sitting.

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You know how to sit,
right?

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Now come, we don't have
time to discuss.

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ANNE: Okay. Okay.
Okay. Come on.

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Which one? No no.
Oh my God.

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Here. See if
this one suits you

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We are not from
same size, ma'am.

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What about Mandy? 
Mandy can do this.

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María, be serious.
Mandy is Filipino.

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Nobody invites a Filipino
to a dinner

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Maybe Aung San Suu Kyi because
She won a Nobel Peace Prize.

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And she is from Burma,
that's different.

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Mandy, terrible speech
English and terrible French

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I'm not even sure that she
know how to speak Filipino.

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No no. We will find out
in a second!

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Discovered?

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Yes. we are not going to
Tell them that you are the maid.

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So what
Are you going to say, ma'am?

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Nothing.

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Just act like a friend.

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I think I'm going to faint, ma'am.
I don't know how to lie

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No, no, it's okay.

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All women can lie.
It's about smiling.

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- Do I like this? 
- Hmm.

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And Josiane?
What about Josiane?

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She's just getting started here.
I don't know her

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Josiane is very funny,
lady.

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She knows how
make jokes

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She even imitates Sarkozy.

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She could be
the perfect guest

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Josiane is at least 12.

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You are pear shaped
but you're not fat.

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Okay, then we'll go with
the pants you are wearing

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It's not a good idea.

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Yes. Yes.
It's a good idea.

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Come on, Maria.
Come on.

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We'll look back on this
and we will laugh all day.

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It's going to be like that time
in the chalet when Rose was two years old

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and you dressed up
like Santa.

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Do you remember that? 
with the beard

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Jacques!

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Ok, there you are.

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Knowing how to listen, does not
very large and not too showy.

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Just make it quick.

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What about your shoes?

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What size do you use?

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I'm an eight, ma'am.

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- Oh my God.

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Just hide them.

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No rich woman
use an eight.

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00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:34,007
Louboutin not even
makes an eight. Stay.

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Toby! Welcome to Paris.

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I'm glad you don't
They stopped you at the border.

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Well, as Lord Mayor
I am issuing visas for London.

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You say the word,
Bob, I'll give you one.

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00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:50,038
London?
Where is that anyway?

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Little England.
Old Empire.

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00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:55,705
- Now I remember. Rue Bretagna.
- That's it.

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00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:58,104
You must be Michael
Bob Fredericks.

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Pleased to meet you.

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00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,339
- What a nice little place you have here.

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<i> Familiar.
Small but cozy. </i>

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ANNE: Hello, Toby!

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00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,040
Fabulous.

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00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:09,174
Hello Michael.

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00:12:10,341 --> 00:12:12,406
My dears!

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00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,338
I'm sorry for
the security detail.

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00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,238
It's Toby's favorite.
style declaration.

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00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,670
you brought
your food taster?

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00:12:17,672 --> 00:12:19,574
What if we are serving 
poison tonight? 

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00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:24,605
I have no news, Bob.

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00:12:24,607 --> 00:12:26,539
But calm down,
It's okay. It's okay.

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00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,341
Just give them another week.
It will be fine.

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<i> - ANNE: Antoine! Helene! Bonsoir.
- ANTOINE: Bonsoir. </i>

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How good to see you
again.

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00:12:38,406 --> 00:12:41,938
This place is so amazing.

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HELENE: Only you Americans
You can come to this...

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00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:46,205
Ah! Steve! 
I read your book.

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00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,671
Really?

228
00:12:47,673 --> 00:12:49,571
It's very funny. You
Father is making a hole in one.

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00:12:49,573 --> 00:12:52,005
Anne takes all the credit.
Shooting all the sexy girls.

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00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:54,572
Nothing has changed. They are
still Punch and Judy.

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00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,204
Congratulations for the
re-election, by the way.

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Yes, thanks.

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00:12:57,541 --> 00:12:58,838
Continue, they will be
the first family of England.

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00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,539
Well no 
write about us.

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00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,772
I don't want everyone to know
about all our little secrets

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00:13:02,774 --> 00:13:06,405
Don't worry, it couldn't be more blocked
If I had eaten a pound of cement.

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Put me in a nice place.

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00:13:07,507 --> 00:13:09,506
I got you.
In the corner.

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00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:11,371
Look at that.
Homemade.

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Charming.

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00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:19,240
The trick is to pretend you are
carrying a Chinese vase on his head.

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CHILDREN: Steven!

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00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:22,838
You walk upright and slow.

244
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,741
And you shine, María.

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00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,007
You shine.

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00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,372
This is not going to work.

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00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:30,705
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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00:13:30,707 --> 00:13:32,206
STEVEN: You know baby,
It's cold outside so

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I think you are going to
need an extra measure

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00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,105
Mr. Steven, it's summer.

251
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,372
Exactly.
It's party time.

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00:13:39,374 --> 00:13:41,538
DAVID: Antoine, you haven't told me yet
How do you want to deal with the press.

253
00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:43,871
Not every day
a Caravaggio changes hands.

254
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:46,239
there is no
Hurry, right?

255
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:50,839
Of course not. We both have to
be satisfied with the results.

256
00:13:50,841 --> 00:13:53,572
The x-ray team was asking
another ten thousand euros.

257
00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:56,037
They are sending the best
New York people.

258
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:58,439
Bob, let me split
the rate with you

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00:13:58,441 --> 00:14:01,206
Absolutely not.
I wouldn't want to know anything about that.

260
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,405
Just give me an invitation
once it's on your wall

261
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,373
I'm not going to keep it
at home.

262
00:14:06,375 --> 00:14:08,441
I will have a proud
place of honor in my museum.

263
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,107
Once we know
that is real.

264
00:14:13,373 --> 00:14:14,374
Maria?

265
00:14:15,373 --> 00:14:16,638
What is this nonsense?

266
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:18,571
MARIA: It's not there
going to work, ma'am.

267
00:14:18,573 --> 00:14:20,570
Your friends, the Bernards. They have been
here before, they would have seen it.

268
00:14:20,572 --> 00:14:22,737
They haven't seen her.
Nobody looks at a maid.

269
00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:25,038
Now come here,
Maria, right now.

270
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,537
They will recognize me, ma'am.

271
00:14:26,539 --> 00:14:29,105
Well if they find
your familiar face,

272
00:14:29,107 --> 00:14:30,872
they will only think that
They saw you at a fashion show.

273
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,838
Lady, you know
What is a sin to lie?

274
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,604
You're not lying,
you're not hurting anyone

275
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,604
It's like a part in
our own little play.

276
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,405
It's fun. It's like
be in a movie.

277
00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:40,905
Except you're changing your life
from ABC to HBO, you understand?

278
00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:42,338
Not really.

279
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,438
I will
simple, avoid them.

280
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,670
You are at the other end
off the table anyway.

281
00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:50,104
What about Jacques? Jacques would
a perfect guest, madam.

282
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,604
Steven, do you have
a suit I can wear?

283
00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:54,571
No, no, no.
Forget it. Well.

284
00:14:54,573 --> 00:14:56,838
This is Bob's fault and
I want him to suffer.

285
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,838
Now, María, let me
look at you

286
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,273
Oh my God.
She's not even dressed.

287
00:15:02,275 --> 00:15:04,706
Will you bring her with us, please? 
and listen to me

288
00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:06,670
Don't talk too much.

289
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,938
Don't smile too much
and don't eat too much

290
00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,405
Yes ma'am.

291
00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:16,204
Don't drink too much either.
Nobody likes that. Believe me.

292
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,537
How do I qualify between
your students?

293
00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:20,837
You are definitely not
the most disciplined.

294
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:23,038
You are the most studious.
You are the most studious.

295
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,905
- The most studious? 
- Yes.

296
00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,239
I wish I could think of something
to say now in French, but

297
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,670
Now I'm baffled.

298
00:15:28,672 --> 00:15:30,438
You are always bewildered.

299
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,339
Anne! Not always.

300
00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:33,771
Do you remember
my French teacher?

301
00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,072
Ah! Yes, Melanie.

302
00:15:35,074 --> 00:15:36,404
Fanny. I'm Fanny

303
00:15:36,406 --> 00:15:38,771
Of course.
How silly of me.

304
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,940
Don't worry about it. It will respond to almost anything.

305
00:15:43,073 --> 00:15:44,073
Oh.

306
00:15:56,241 --> 00:15:57,507
Don't talk too much.

307
00:15:58,273 --> 00:16:00,405
Don't eat too much

308
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:01,774
Don't smile too much.

309
00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:03,907
()

310
00:16:33,707 --> 00:16:34,707
Who is that?

311
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:40,438
What is your name?
Who is she really?

312
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,237
About what
are you talking?

313
00:16:42,239 --> 00:16:45,272
She will say it is Maria
Escalante but the truth is that she is

314
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,541
Maria Immaculata
of the Two Sicilies.

315
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:49,838
Aren't you serious?

316
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,904
Countess of Asturias,
the House of Bourbon,

317
00:16:53,906 --> 00:16:55,872
second cousin of
Juan Carlos.

318
00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,074
She will deny it.

319
00:16:58,373 --> 00:16:59,439
And I never told you.

320
00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:12,338
You are a fan
of Caravaggio?

321
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,241
I love the holy family

322
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,241
Oh. Good for you.

323
00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,505
I keep a portrait of the baby Jesus next to my bed.

324
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,905
Oh, from whom? I am a great
teacher fan.

325
00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:24,907
Let me guess.

326
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:26,807
- El Greco.
- No.

327
00:17:27,373 --> 00:17:28,571
- Goya.
- No.

328
00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:30,105
No, I have it.

329
00:17:30,107 --> 00:17:32,004
Dali.
I'm right, right?

330
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:34,173
The artist does not
matters a lot

331
00:17:34,175 --> 00:17:36,340
It is the expression
on the baby's face.

332
00:17:37,539 --> 00:17:39,371
Yes. we must not
take it for granted.

333
00:17:39,373 --> 00:17:43,538
And the holy mother.
How she loves him.

334
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,907
<i>Madame,
Dinner is served. </i>

335
00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:55,438
So tonight is somehow
a kind of last supper.

336
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,772
This may be the last time
what do you see this painting

337
00:17:57,774 --> 00:18:00,604
I am intermediating your sale
to Antoine Bernard.

338
00:18:00,606 --> 00:18:02,071
<i>Oh, Monsieur Antoine. </i></i>

339
00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:03,672
he is a friend
of the family.

340
00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,239
Oh, excellent.

341
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,540
Let me introduce myself.

342
00:18:09,372 --> 00:18:11,240
I'm David Morgan.
I live in London.

343
00:18:11,773 --> 00:18:12,773
I'm Maria.

344
00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:15,537
Isn't there a middle name?

345
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:16,904
No no. Not tonight.

346
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:19,339
I am a friend of the lady.
A friend of a friend

347
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:22,741
HBO, not ABC.

348
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,673
Oh thank you.

349
00:18:31,406 --> 00:18:32,504
<i>Bon Appetit. </i></i>

350
00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:33,706
<i>BOB: Bon Appetit, honey. </i></i>

351
00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:46,772
JANE: Then being married to
the mayor of London does what to you?

352
00:18:46,774 --> 00:18:48,670
Everyone asks.

353
00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:50,571
just another
Queen, I guess.

354
00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:52,838
Wow. That's great.
You should carry a bag.

355
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,105
And what do you do? 
to live?

356
00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:55,204
I am a hairdresser

357
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:56,207
Oh, great.

358
00:18:57,106 --> 00:18:58,405
I'm not kidding.

359
00:18:58,407 --> 00:18:59,838
I used to be.

360
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,872
Then I thought I can't
being gay and a hairdresser

361
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,671
- Too cliche. So everything changed.
- Oh. And you became?

362
00:19:04,673 --> 00:19:05,871
- Butcher.
- Oh.

363
00:19:05,873 --> 00:19:06,938
I joke.

364
00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:08,037
He is a psychiatrist...

365
00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:09,404
he left you
run for office?

366
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,004
I know.
Bad practice.

367
00:19:11,006 --> 00:19:12,771
I will say.

368
00:19:12,773 --> 00:19:15,904
So, France, Paris. 
Why did you come here?

369
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,237
this house
for one thing.

370
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,771
- And my grandfather was French.
- Oh.

371
00:19:19,773 --> 00:19:24,604
And to keep a woman, at some point
you have to satisfy his neurosis

372
00:19:24,606 --> 00:19:26,237
Everyone is satisfied
analyst in New York.

373
00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:27,338
Does she talk about him?

374
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,004
Oh, not everyone.

375
00:19:29,006 --> 00:19:31,004
I believe that the good doctor Schwiman
can teach Michael a thing or two.

376
00:19:31,006 --> 00:19:33,037
- About fees, there is no doubt.

377
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,505
Have you rehearsed?

378
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,072
Or always 
Do you speak this that fast?

379
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,205
Yes. in a bright
and sarcastic way.

380
00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:40,004
- Years of training, dear.
- Oh.

381
00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:43,171
It is more difficult to lie when
you talk fast

382
00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:46,405
I guess that's why my
husband speaks very slowly

383
00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:49,741
The Eiffel Tower has a sexual symbol
which is supposed to save your marriage.

384
00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:52,837
I will ask him.

385
00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:54,938
Do you really think that
Can that love last?

386
00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:56,371
I mean,
you are so smart.

387
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,370
Could you still be 
one of those?

388
00:19:58,372 --> 00:19:59,506
You have to let go.

389
00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:03,074
Well the flowers freeze
and they bloom again.

390
00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:04,604
()

391
00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:06,107
Don't be so cynical.

392
00:20:07,107 --> 00:20:10,071
()

393
00:20:10,073 --> 00:20:11,770
Oh. And what do you suggest?

394
00:20:11,772 --> 00:20:14,205
Adultery, darling.

395
00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:17,236
You're just carrying the problem
with you wherever you go

396
00:20:17,238 --> 00:20:20,406
Make your husband a best friend
and have lunch with me tomorrow.

397
00:20:21,940 --> 00:20:23,207
Oh. You are bad.

398
00:20:24,573 --> 00:20:25,672
No, I'm French

399
00:20:25,674 --> 00:20:27,008
()

400
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:43,373
Uh-oh!

401
00:20:45,873 --> 00:20:47,704
Go. Go.
Let me help.

402
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:48,706
It's just water

403
00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:53,404
I like to throw water on myself
so that women can help me.

404
00:20:53,406 --> 00:20:54,605
It looks fun.

405
00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:55,938
BOB: It's generic.

406
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,770
When women see a stain, they should come and rub it.

407
00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:01,571
You are funny. I mean,
For an American, obviously.

408
00:21:01,573 --> 00:21:04,938
Wow. All the Cambridge Boys
They know what to consider funny.

409
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:08,337
All the English men I know think that 
They are funny but they never laugh.

410
00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:10,572
I hate them.

411
00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:11,671
Me too.

412
00:21:11,673 --> 00:21:12,707
What do you think, Maria?

413
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,038
I don't like it
the english people

414
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,571
But I like Hugh Grant.
Do you know Hugh Grant?

415
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:20,971
<i>In Bridget Jones. </i>

416
00:21:20,973 --> 00:21:24,171
<i>He is also the one who dances
in "Love Actually". </i>

417
00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:28,403
<i>I like this (SINGS) "I throw it
down, I throw it down" </i>

418
00:21:28,405 --> 00:21:33,737
<i> "You are more more more
Jump, jump" </i>

419
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:35,837
Do you know Hugh Grant? 
The good looking man.

420
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:38,037
He also had a
adventure with...

421
00:21:38,039 --> 00:21:40,173
(SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

422
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,371
The prostitute.

423
00:21:42,373 --> 00:21:45,437
Well of course everyone
Do you know who Hugh Grant is?

424
00:21:45,439 --> 00:21:47,270
ANNE: Did you just say? 
about knowing who's laughing...?

425
00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,106
You look like him.
To Hugh Grant.

426
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,370
()

427
00:21:51,372 --> 00:21:53,538
We all look the same being
from the same part of the world. You already know.

428
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:57,505
Same face. Same blue eyes.
Same funny teeth.

429
00:21:57,507 --> 00:21:59,838
That's beautiful.
Very beautiful.

430
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,938
But I don't like stupid ones
movies he's in, though.

431
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,105
Always happy endings
and kisses in the rain

432
00:22:04,107 --> 00:22:05,574
You shouldn't
despise people

433
00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:08,839
people love
happy endings, you know.

434
00:22:08,841 --> 00:22:10,405
They can't fight it.

435
00:22:10,407 --> 00:22:13,504
The hero runs.
He kisses her in the rain.

436
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,607
People love that.

437
00:22:15,906 --> 00:22:17,304
Good...

438
00:22:17,306 --> 00:22:19,103
Would you ever consider
run for the prime minister?

439
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:20,272
I thought the supreme leader.

440
00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:22,171
Have you ever run for the president?

441
00:22:22,173 --> 00:22:23,437
If you were
my first lady

442
00:22:23,439 --> 00:22:24,840
Are you in politics?

443
00:22:25,539 --> 00:22:28,103
No. I'm a musician.

444
00:22:28,105 --> 00:22:30,037
A classical pianist
to be precise.

445
00:22:30,039 --> 00:22:31,871
Brilliant.
How old are you?

446
00:22:31,873 --> 00:22:33,770
Nine and a half.
And you?

447
00:22:33,772 --> 00:22:35,838
Thirty-two and a half.

448
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,904
Is that your father?
the one sitting next to you?

449
00:22:37,906 --> 00:22:40,571
Oh no. That's Fedore.
The teacher.

450
00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:41,704
Oh.

451
00:22:41,706 --> 00:22:43,404
Good. I hope
enjoy dinner

452
00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:44,607
I'm so glad that 
you could come

453
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,507
Does he speak English?

454
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,538
Oh no.
He never speaks.

455
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:51,672
JANE: Yes. So there they are
our Franck and Robin

456
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:54,505
Oh, they are beautiful.
like his mother

457
00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,438
Oh thank you.

458
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:02,204
You know, it's so hard to stay
sexy when you're a single mother.

459
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,872
It's a constant battle.

460
00:23:03,874 --> 00:23:07,271
I went to this great seminar about "
fighting for yourself" last month,

461
00:23:07,273 --> 00:23:08,870
Justin Tender.
Do you know him?

462
00:23:08,872 --> 00:23:11,937
It was in London. Oh my God.
He is so spiritual.

463
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:13,204
Amazing. Anyway...

464
00:23:13,206 --> 00:23:16,371
He says that everything
starts with food

465
00:23:16,373 --> 00:23:18,204
He also recommends
drink less

466
00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:19,371
What? Water?

467
00:23:19,373 --> 00:23:20,407
()

468
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,171
JANE: Anne told me you were funny.

469
00:23:23,173 --> 00:23:25,939
You know, she's been waiting for you
we would meet for a long time.

470
00:23:25,941 --> 00:23:28,839
DAVID: Yes. she is
a force of nature, Anne.

471
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:31,571
Tell me. This
Woman is a nightmare.

472
00:23:31,573 --> 00:23:33,771
How do you know? � 
Isn't she my friend?

473
00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:34,939
Well, yes
that's the truth

474
00:23:34,941 --> 00:23:36,338
I'm going to pretend
a heart attack

475
00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:38,104
and be dragged away
from here by my ankles.

476
00:23:38,106 --> 00:23:39,437
Tell me something.
Talk to me.

477
00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:40,637
tell me a joke
or something.

478
00:23:40,639 --> 00:23:42,604
She is on me
like a bad suit

479
00:23:42,606 --> 00:23:44,604
I don't know any jokes.

480
00:23:44,606 --> 00:23:45,840
Well,
invent something.

481
00:23:47,607 --> 00:23:49,340
You are putting a lot
pressure on me

482
00:23:52,006 --> 00:23:53,707
DAVID: Where is that charming guy from? 
accent?

483
00:23:55,239 --> 00:23:57,037
I am spanish

484
00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:58,503
I was born in Mallorca.

485
00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:01,837
Asturias. thoughtabaque 
It was in Asturias.

486
00:24:01,839 --> 00:24:04,771
my ancestors were 
from Asturias.

487
00:24:04,773 --> 00:24:06,908
Look, I'm Celtic like you.

488
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:09,538
Where is your family from?

489
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:13,438
Oh well my family is from a
a very charming county called Downe.

490
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,205
My father owns most of it. You already know.

491
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,604
he always wants
remove my artistic hobby

492
00:24:18,606 --> 00:24:21,940
out of my system and back
to execute the family assets.

493
00:24:22,940 --> 00:24:26,105
You came here to
escape from your father

494
00:24:26,107 --> 00:24:28,704
Well I came to London
to be an artist

495
00:24:28,706 --> 00:24:30,403
But it ended
being a consultant

496
00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:32,670
So I spend my life
now flying between

497
00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:36,671
hotels and New York
and Paris and London.

498
00:24:36,673 --> 00:24:39,605
To be fair, I don't know
where is my true home

499
00:24:39,607 --> 00:24:42,104
probably because
It's still in Dine.

500
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,036
-Dine? Downe.
- Dan.

501
00:24:44,038 --> 00:24:45,271
- Downe.
- Dine. Downe.

502
00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:46,671
Dine. Downe.
Up down.

503
00:24:46,673 --> 00:24:48,040
Maria? I'm sorry, David. I am for you
stealing for a minute.

504
00:24:50,506 --> 00:24:52,240
Don't drink too much

505
00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:54,071
No sir.

506
00:24:54,073 --> 00:24:55,605
The Lady told me
what to do

507
00:24:55,607 --> 00:24:56,773
And what not to do

508
00:24:57,773 --> 00:24:59,771
What's with
this stupid idea?

509
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,772
You must be dying here.

510
00:25:01,774 --> 00:25:05,070
It's like I'm sitting
at a meeting of plumbers.

511
00:25:05,072 --> 00:25:07,671
I was supposed to
sit near the lady.

512
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:11,071
But I think someone
I mixed up the place cards.

513
00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:13,271
This scary fashion lady
It must be here.

514
00:25:13,273 --> 00:25:15,870
Don't talk like a maiden.

515
00:25:15,872 --> 00:25:17,674
Just yes or no
at the end.

516
00:25:18,839 --> 00:25:22,806
It really is impossible.

517
00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:24,471
Disgusting.

518
00:25:24,473 --> 00:25:26,203
- Yes, sir.
- DAVID: Hello, Bob!

519
00:25:26,205 --> 00:25:28,438
Maria has some great jokes.
I bet you didn't know that?

520
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,937
No. I did it.

521
00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:32,004
Yes. She was just
about to tell me one.

522
00:25:32,006 --> 00:25:34,504
Mrs. Bernard, would you like 
hear one of Maria's jokes?

523
00:25:34,506 --> 00:25:36,336
HELENE:
Yes. Of course.

524
00:25:36,338 --> 00:25:39,007
Don't force her.
She is ashamed.

525
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,841
And very shy

526
00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:43,070
I am very unpleasant.

527
00:25:43,072 --> 00:25:44,204
DAVID: Oh, come on.

528
00:25:44,206 --> 00:25:45,672
You are very funny.

529
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,903
We are all friends here
Who would like to hear a joke?

530
00:25:46,905 --> 00:25:48,071
- Oh, no.
- DAVID: Come on love.

531
00:25:48,073 --> 00:25:50,504
They all sound funny with
spanish accent

532
00:25:50,506 --> 00:25:53,404
The only joke I know
It's very vulgar

533
00:25:53,406 --> 00:25:56,505
My uncle, Pedro, used to
tell it when he was drunk.

534
00:25:56,507 --> 00:25:57,837
I don't think
that is appropriate.

535
00:25:57,839 --> 00:25:59,103
Oh no, don't bother.

536
00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:00,405
Don't force yourself

537
00:26:00,407 --> 00:26:01,741
Let's go. Live a little.
Tell us the joke.

538
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,274
Well. You want it.
You have it.

539
00:26:06,539 --> 00:26:08,371
A family to
the dinner table.

540
00:26:08,373 --> 00:26:13,870
The son asks the father: "Dad, how many types of boobs are there?"

541
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,903
The surprised father,
responds.

542
00:26:15,905 --> 00:26:19,707
"Well, my son, a woman
goes through three phases:

543
00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:24,873
"In her twenties, in a woman
breasts are like melons.

544
00:26:25,872 --> 00:26:28,170
"Round and firm.

545
00:26:28,172 --> 00:26:31,705
"In your thirties and forties
they are like pears

546
00:26:31,707 --> 00:26:34,174
"They are still good but
hanging a little

547
00:26:35,405 --> 00:26:37,805
"In his fifties,
They are like onions."

548
00:26:38,373 --> 00:26:39,671
"Onions, dad?"

549
00:26:39,673 --> 00:26:42,869
"Yes." You see them
and they make you cry."

550
00:26:42,871 --> 00:26:44,906
()

551
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:47,371
HELENE: Hilarious.

552
00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,170
Wait. I'm not done yet
because I'm translating

553
00:26:50,172 --> 00:26:51,803
directly from Spanish
in my head

554
00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:54,270
This one is fun. She is just
like Google Translate.

555
00:26:54,272 --> 00:26:56,438
The daughter asks the mother:

556
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,506
"Mom, how many kinds of
Are there penises?

557
00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,238
The mother responds.

558
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:06,104
"Well dear, a man passes by
through three phases too..."

559
00:27:06,106 --> 00:27:07,574
I love the wife's voice. Keep going.

560
00:27:09,239 --> 00:27:15,505
"In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree. 
Strong and tough.

561
00:27:15,507 --> 00:27:21,706
"In his 30s and 40s, he's like a
Birch tree, flexible but reliable.

562
00:27:23,539 --> 00:27:26,604
"After 50, it's like
a Christmas tree."

563
00:27:26,606 --> 00:27:29,003
"A Christmas tree, mom?"
"Yes."

564
00:27:29,005 --> 00:27:33,171
"Dead from the roots and with
balls only for decoration".

565
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,940
()

566
00:27:37,372 --> 00:27:39,338
JANE: That's a rude joke.

567
00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:41,037
It's not even funny.

568
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,770
I have a better one about (speaks in Spanish) Do you want to hear it?

569
00:27:42,772 --> 00:27:44,736
No, it will be fine.
Thank you.

570
00:27:44,738 --> 00:27:47,073
ANNE: I think that's enough.
Thank you. You are so...

571
00:27:47,605 --> 00:27:48,739
She is very funny.

572
00:27:52,406 --> 00:27:56,870
STEVEN: I can understand now why my dad
is making so much progress in French.

573
00:27:56,872 --> 00:28:00,339
I bet he took one look at you and said
I want to learn French immediately.

574
00:28:01,406 --> 00:28:02,406
No.

575
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,736
His wife forced him
to learn

576
00:28:06,738 --> 00:28:08,405
<i>Moliere's language. </i>

577
00:28:08,407 --> 00:28:09,571
Thanks for this.

578
00:28:09,573 --> 00:28:10,937
has become my
instant favorite.

579
00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,007
Then you are revenge.

580
00:28:13,773 --> 00:28:14,907
I don't understand it

581
00:28:16,706 --> 00:28:18,906
STEVEN: She used to
be your golf teacher

582
00:28:43,006 --> 00:28:46,405
So what do I need to use? 
to look more Parisian?

583
00:28:46,407 --> 00:28:48,270
MARINETTE: The women are
always wondering that.

584
00:28:48,272 --> 00:28:50,337
Nobody can buy that.

585
00:28:50,339 --> 00:28:53,537
That's why I'm asking you
advice

586
00:28:53,539 --> 00:28:55,770
ANNE: Oh, I love what you did.
with the problem by the way.

587
00:28:55,772 --> 00:28:57,702
HELENE:
Oh, I do the best I can.

588
00:28:57,704 --> 00:29:02,004
MICHAEL: As my grandmother always says,
Honestly, it's easy to remember.

589
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:06,404
You know, in therapy I listen
so many lies, contradictions...

590
00:29:06,406 --> 00:29:08,903
But even your lies tell
something about you...

591
00:29:08,905 --> 00:29:11,170
STEVEN: Um, yeah.
I'm going to marry you.

592
00:29:11,172 --> 00:29:13,373
And what does it do to you?
to think he would accept?

593
00:29:14,407 --> 00:29:16,607
Are all the women crazy about you?

594
00:29:18,072 --> 00:29:19,072
The night is young.

595
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,870
I'm sorry for
ignore you friend

596
00:29:23,872 --> 00:29:26,037
but this girl next to me
it's really sexy

597
00:29:26,039 --> 00:29:27,238
It's okay.

598
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,703
I'm used to it
not to speak

599
00:29:28,705 --> 00:29:30,106
You know,
with Fedor.

600
00:29:30,872 --> 00:29:32,669
Go find her.

601
00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:34,405
Greetings, friend.
High five.

602
00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:36,203
I am not insured
to high five.

603
00:29:36,205 --> 00:29:37,206
No?

604
00:29:38,705 --> 00:29:40,006
 �It�s allowed
touch boobs?

605
00:29:41,507 --> 00:29:43,738
I guess so, but never 
I had the opportunity.

606
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,670
I hope I'm not
going forward.

607
00:29:45,672 --> 00:29:47,039
I would just like to say,

608
00:29:48,106 --> 00:29:50,106
that you look absolutely
beautiful tonight

609
00:29:51,105 --> 00:29:52,272
Thank you.

610
00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:53,439
How long have you 
been in Paris?

611
00:29:55,205 --> 00:29:57,870
How long have you been 
sleeping with my dad?

612
00:29:57,872 --> 00:30:01,374
Are you crazy? 
I'm just your teacher.

613
00:30:02,273 --> 00:30:04,236
Look at yourself.
Your dad.

614
00:30:04,238 --> 00:30:05,671
It makes you sound
so childish

615
00:30:05,673 --> 00:30:07,603
STEVEN:
You look like a child.

616
00:30:07,605 --> 00:30:09,170
I would like it very much
spank you

617
00:30:09,172 --> 00:30:10,173
()

618
00:30:13,173 --> 00:30:19,204
But your father warned me that you were
rude, alcoholic and unemployed.

619
00:30:19,206 --> 00:30:22,271
Yes, but I also have some really bad ones
points. Did he tell you what they were?

620
00:30:22,273 --> 00:30:24,104
You look very elegant too.

621
00:30:24,106 --> 00:30:28,170
- Well, I'm the best in my price range.

622
00:30:28,172 --> 00:30:30,437
- STEVEN: Fanny, you're going to be my new mother-in-law.
- FANNY: Shhh!

623
00:30:30,439 --> 00:30:33,072
It's like you and your father are
the only two men on the planet.

624
00:30:33,673 --> 00:30:35,836
Oh I see.

625
00:30:35,838 --> 00:30:38,237
Why would you want the egg when
do you already have the goose?

626
00:30:38,239 --> 00:30:39,704
I don't want the goose

627
00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:42,206
and I don't like rotten eggs.
At the moment.

628
00:30:50,572 --> 00:30:51,872
Dear dear dad,

629
00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:58,937
and his agelessness,
beautiful concubine.

630
00:30:58,939 --> 00:31:00,274
- BOB: Steven.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

631
00:31:01,839 --> 00:31:03,837
Stepmother, Anne

632
00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:09,504
Thank you very much for inviting me
tonight to this incredible place.

633
00:31:09,506 --> 00:31:12,037
Where the generosity
It has no limits.

634
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,903
Actually that is
Who is getting the account?

635
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,605
Anyway. It's not important.

636
00:31:17,006 --> 00:31:18,272
I digress.

637
00:31:18,274 --> 00:31:20,271
I would like to do
an advertisement.

638
00:31:20,273 --> 00:31:26,571
My commitment to this incredible,
beautiful and talented creature.

639
00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:27,669
What's your name again?

640
00:31:27,671 --> 00:31:29,170
fuck you

641
00:31:29,172 --> 00:31:31,273
Fuck you. That's an unusual name.
Don't be shy, darling.

642
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:35,736
STEVEN: Don Maria.

643
00:31:35,738 --> 00:31:37,340
Your Highness, I would like
count on your blessing

644
00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,370
Congratulations.

645
00:31:48,372 --> 00:31:49,837
Thank you.

646
00:31:49,839 --> 00:31:52,105
ANNE: Well, dear guests,

647
00:31:52,107 --> 00:31:55,204
we have the great honor
to share the table tonight

648
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:57,338
with a very young,
talented prodigy:

649
00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:01,737
Gilles Durand and his
teacher Fedor Krachinsky.

650
00:32:01,739 --> 00:32:04,603
Gilles is only nine years old and needs
sleep a little because he is interpreting

651
00:32:04,605 --> 00:32:06,737
a very special concert
in Vienna tomorrow night.

652
00:32:06,739 --> 00:32:10,702
Therefore, we will have dessert in the
music room after listening to some...

653
00:32:10,704 --> 00:32:12,871
songs that my mother
He taught me.

654
00:32:12,873 --> 00:32:14,007
Arranged by the teacher.

655
00:32:14,872 --> 00:32:15,872
There you go.

656
00:32:16,273 --> 00:32:17,274
Please.

657
00:33:10,505 --> 00:33:11,570
clean this

658
00:33:11,572 --> 00:33:13,073
Rub, rub, rub...

659
00:33:14,172 --> 00:33:15,736
you did it for
long time.

660
00:33:15,738 --> 00:33:16,839
It's not true, Mandy.

661
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,174
We said we barely talked.

662
00:33:28,205 --> 00:33:29,670
I made them laugh,
lady.

663
00:33:29,672 --> 00:33:32,570
Yes. Even the terrifying one,
fashion woman

664
00:33:32,572 --> 00:33:35,406
Lady, you heard that from
the other side of the table?

665
00:33:36,372 --> 00:33:38,270
Dinners are my job.

666
00:33:38,272 --> 00:33:41,837
I can follow five conversations
at the same time.

667
00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:43,706
And you know which one it is
your work, Maria?

668
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:51,071
You don't even know how
recognize laughter

669
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:54,436
You don't know if you are
making people laugh

670
00:33:54,438 --> 00:33:57,037
or if they are
laughing at you

671
00:33:57,039 --> 00:34:01,239
I mean, can you tell the difference 
between hahaha and ohhohohoh?

672
00:34:02,671 --> 00:34:06,170
So actually you
Don't you ever really laugh?

673
00:34:06,172 --> 00:34:08,338
You were supposed to play the
missing guest role

674
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,003
Silence. Forgettable.

675
00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:12,402
If anyone finds out
This will make me ashamed.

676
00:34:12,404 --> 00:34:14,171
And they will too.

677
00:34:14,173 --> 00:34:16,873
That they laughed
of my jokes?

678
00:34:18,006 --> 00:34:19,938
Don't play the role
of the victim.

679
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:22,736
you know I am
a lifelong democrat.

680
00:34:22,738 --> 00:34:25,336
It's about your mentality.
Not mine.

681
00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:26,671
I'm very sorry, ma'am.

682
00:34:26,673 --> 00:34:28,670
I had to drink a lot.

683
00:34:28,672 --> 00:34:31,903
The wine is so delicious I have
been drinking like juice.

684
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:35,705
Oh, Haut Brion 82 is a
incredible expensive juice.

685
00:34:37,439 --> 00:34:40,602
We should come back before the music
finish, don't you think, madam?

686
00:34:40,604 --> 00:34:43,704
No. No. I think that was
Enough for tonight.

687
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,871
You just...
Just go to bed.

688
00:34:45,873 --> 00:34:47,369
They won't wonder 
what happened to me?

689
00:34:47,371 --> 00:34:48,770
Oh let me
I fix it.

690
00:34:48,772 --> 00:34:50,171
We'll see you tomorrow.

691
00:34:50,173 --> 00:34:52,536
Thanks for
everything, Maria.

692
00:34:52,538 --> 00:34:53,539
Okay, ma'am.

693
00:34:55,872 --> 00:34:57,739
You don't want me to help
to clean the others?

694
00:34:58,371 --> 00:34:59,505
No, not tonight.

695
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,273
See you tomorrow, lady.

696
00:35:05,539 --> 00:35:06,540
Maria?

697
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,174
Yes ma'am?

698
00:35:10,605 --> 00:35:12,273
you look beautiful
with lipstick.

699
00:35:13,671 --> 00:35:14,672
Thank you madam.

700
00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:58,604
()

701
00:35:58,606 --> 00:35:59,703
BOB: Come on.
Come on. Come on.

702
00:35:59,705 --> 00:36:00,770
ANNE: Hit harder.

703
00:36:00,772 --> 00:36:02,003
()

704
00:36:02,005 --> 00:36:03,071
Come on.
Upsy daisy.

705
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,273
- Can't.
- Upsy daisy.

706
00:36:07,105 --> 00:36:08,206
Jeez, you stink.

707
00:36:09,439 --> 00:36:11,502
This is
scandalous behavior

708
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,670
BOB: Okay. Well.

709
00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:14,173
Hey, hey,
Look. Look.

710
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:17,337
Thirteen at the table.
And...

711
00:36:17,339 --> 00:36:18,636
Yes.

712
00:36:18,638 --> 00:36:20,703
Because of Judas.
Thirteen... That's it...

713
00:36:20,705 --> 00:36:22,072
That's bad luck.

714
00:36:22,772 --> 00:36:23,773
Where is Maria?

715
00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:26,369
BOB: He's gone to sleep.

716
00:36:26,371 --> 00:36:28,106
She was the beauty of the dance.

717
00:36:35,573 --> 00:36:36,903
ANNE: I want it.
out of here.

718
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,236
I almost ruined the entire night.

719
00:36:38,238 --> 00:36:39,704
But he didn't do it.

720
00:36:39,706 --> 00:36:41,704
And Maria. God,
I was a nervous wreck.

721
00:36:41,706 --> 00:36:42,840
Did you see
those shoes?

722
00:36:44,404 --> 00:36:47,736
You know what? 
They all liked it.

723
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,502
Don't ever do that to me
again, is that okay?

724
00:36:49,504 --> 00:36:50,936
you put me in
a horrible position...

725
00:36:50,938 --> 00:36:53,670
Hey. You improvised.

726
00:36:53,672 --> 00:36:55,938
You did it.
Congratulations.

727
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,370
David Morgan was
flirting with her at all costs.

728
00:36:58,372 --> 00:36:59,670
What's up with that?

729
00:36:59,672 --> 00:37:02,737
Cold. Cold.
Congratulations, I said.

730
00:37:02,739 --> 00:37:03,740
Hey!

731
00:37:56,205 --> 00:37:57,907
()

732
00:38:04,839 --> 00:38:06,239
()

733
00:38:12,606 --> 00:38:13,936
hello?

734
00:38:13,938 --> 00:38:15,670
<I> DAVID: Hi Steven,
It's David Morgan. </i>

735
00:38:15,672 --> 00:38:17,239
<i>Sorry, bonjour. </i></i>

736
00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:20,504
I think.

737
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:22,505
<i>DAVID: You couldn't give me
María's number, could you? </i>

738
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:27,672
Um...

739
00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:31,073
Yes, yes, of course.

740
00:38:31,772 --> 00:38:33,404
Stay on the phone.

741
00:38:33,406 --> 00:38:35,570
I just got your number
for you now

742
00:38:35,572 --> 00:38:38,337
Good. Wait.
Hold on. Yes.

743
00:38:38,339 --> 00:38:42,103
Maria? Write down your
phone number for me

744
00:38:42,105 --> 00:38:43,205
Write it down quickly.

745
00:38:45,238 --> 00:38:46,539
I'll pay you extra.

746
00:38:52,671 --> 00:38:53,672
Thank you.

747
00:38:54,571 --> 00:38:55,572
hello?

748
00:38:57,204 --> 00:38:59,169
Yes, I have it here. Yes.

749
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:06,871
689-139-134.

750
00:39:06,873 --> 00:39:10,003
Yes. Yes, it will. I will tell you
what you said thank you.

751
00:39:10,005 --> 00:39:11,270
Yes. Well. Goodbye.

752
00:39:11,272 --> 00:39:12,272
Hello dad,

753
00:39:13,072 --> 00:39:14,169
guess what?

754
00:39:14,171 --> 00:39:15,172
What?

755
00:39:16,605 --> 00:39:17,773
Oh... nothing.

756
00:39:19,271 --> 00:39:21,605
I just had a bad dream
That's all.

757
00:39:32,171 --> 00:39:33,603
ANNE: How are you?
your French lesson?

758
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,739
()

759
00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,772
Stop, okay?

760
00:39:45,105 --> 00:39:46,570
I'm doing this
for you, remember?

761
00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:48,336
You are not learning
French for me never again

762
00:39:48,338 --> 00:39:50,839
That's pretty clear. Sean! 
Give María her phone back.

763
00:39:51,938 --> 00:39:53,838
"Let me be direct.

764
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,403
"You are fabulous.

765
00:39:55,405 --> 00:39:57,937
"Very good, but
red hot too.

766
00:39:57,939 --> 00:40:01,072
"Can I see you again?
Write yes or yes David M. "

767
00:40:01,872 --> 00:40:02,873
What?

768
00:40:04,438 --> 00:40:07,172
It's a wrong number, ma'am,
no one texts me

769
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,503
()

770
00:40:09,505 --> 00:40:11,070
It's David Morgan.

771
00:40:11,072 --> 00:40:12,072
Are you kidding me?

772
00:40:12,772 --> 00:40:14,337
He is joking.

773
00:40:14,339 --> 00:40:16,337
"Excellent. I felt something 
the moment we meet."

774
00:40:16,339 --> 00:40:18,436
My God! 
I knew it.

775
00:40:18,438 --> 00:40:20,737
This is because
yours And you.

776
00:40:20,739 --> 00:40:22,403
The Oscar
It's for Maria.

777
00:40:22,405 --> 00:40:24,436
Here someone grab this I
I think I'm going to vomit.

778
00:40:24,438 --> 00:40:25,906
STEVEN:
Good luck, Maria.

779
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:29,503
Maria...

780
00:40:29,505 --> 00:40:30,939
This is not fun,
Bob. Shut up.

781
00:40:34,339 --> 00:40:37,937
Did something happen at dinner? 
Anything specific?

782
00:40:37,939 --> 00:40:39,839
No, ma'am.
Nothing specific.

783
00:40:40,905 --> 00:40:42,838
He didn't play
footsie with you?

784
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,537
Footsie? 
What is that?

785
00:40:44,539 --> 00:40:45,940
What? 
You already know. I like...

786
00:40:47,339 --> 00:40:50,504
No, ma'am.

787
00:40:50,506 --> 00:40:52,703
Didn't he touch you somewhere? 
Or did he make you touch it?

788
00:40:52,705 --> 00:40:53,936
No, ma'am.

789
00:40:53,938 --> 00:40:55,072
Oh God, what is it? 
all this?

790
00:40:56,105 --> 00:40:58,673
What? There was
something i should say

791
00:40:59,238 --> 00:41:01,036
What thing?

792
00:41:01,038 --> 00:41:03,038
I don't know. I felt something
when he looked at me.

793
00:41:03,772 --> 00:41:05,270
Yes,
the Haut Brion.

794
00:41:05,272 --> 00:41:08,837
What you felt inside was drunk, María. 
Nothing more.

795
00:41:08,839 --> 00:41:10,238
I'm going to help you here
to get rid of him.

796
00:41:11,039 --> 00:41:12,603
What is this cell phone? 
Nokia?

797
00:41:12,605 --> 00:41:14,436
you keep it for
sentimental reasons?

798
00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:16,271
I'm going to get you
a new iPhone

799
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:18,239
hold on
David's madness

800
00:41:19,673 --> 00:41:22,673
Please be kind, don't insist.
Ah.

801
00:41:24,372 --> 00:41:26,069
SEAN: I defeated Rose.

802
00:41:26,071 --> 00:41:28,236
Yes, barely,
I have an eight.

803
00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:30,402
Oh, how big you are
you are my little star.

804
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:33,070
But you weren't even looking at me,
you were talking to María.

805
00:41:33,072 --> 00:41:35,037
Look, I have tagged you
everything on my Instagram

806
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:36,270
How many "likes"
did I get?

807
00:41:36,272 --> 00:41:37,905
Now go pick up
your sticks. Let's go now.

808
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:41,837
Oh!

809
00:41:41,839 --> 00:41:44,039
Find me in the
Georges V at 9:00.

810
00:41:45,038 --> 00:41:46,537
Oh my God.
I'm an idiot.

811
00:41:46,539 --> 00:41:49,436
He is excited
for your resistance

812
00:41:49,438 --> 00:41:51,403
he loves you
in his bed.

813
00:41:51,405 --> 00:41:53,936
But I thought that Georges V
it was the cinema

814
00:41:53,938 --> 00:41:55,437
on the Champs Elysées,
madam?

815
00:41:55,439 --> 00:41:57,272
No no. Not in this context
It's a hotel.

816
00:41:58,271 --> 00:42:00,169
Hotel Georges V.

817
00:42:00,171 --> 00:42:01,172
A hotel.

818
00:42:03,038 --> 00:42:06,173
BOB: Steven! Steve! 
Stop fooling around, Steven.

819
00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,337
I will convert you
in a frog

820
00:42:12,339 --> 00:42:14,103
Oh no!

821
00:42:14,105 --> 00:42:17,236
Well. I will turn you into one
princess, but only until midnight.

822
00:42:17,238 --> 00:42:18,239
Then poof!

823
00:42:19,339 --> 00:42:20,706
Abracadabra!

824
00:42:25,904 --> 00:42:28,640
I don't trust her. I think
I should tell David the truth.

825
00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,704
No. Not yet anyway.

826
00:42:31,706 --> 00:42:33,370
What do you mean not yet?

827
00:42:33,372 --> 00:42:35,869
Wait until
He checked the paint.

828
00:42:35,871 --> 00:42:38,205
I don't want you to think that
We are a house full of liars.

829
00:42:38,838 --> 00:42:39,838
God forbid.

830
00:42:41,004 --> 00:42:42,772
It is a real
Caravaggio, Anne.

831
00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:45,071
Don't muddy the waters.

832
00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:04,106
()

833
00:43:21,205 --> 00:43:22,835
<i>MARIA: What is it? 
let's see? </i>

834
00:43:22,837 --> 00:43:24,539
A horror movie,
of course,

835
00:43:25,438 --> 00:43:27,038
that's how you jump
in my arms.

836
00:43:28,705 --> 00:43:31,370
Madam. Anne,
our friend

837
00:43:31,372 --> 00:43:34,173
I thought it was
the Georges V hotel.

838
00:43:36,673 --> 00:43:39,072
Anne doesn't know 
principles about romance

839
00:43:42,905 --> 00:43:45,839
Listen, Maria, there is something that I
I should have told you directly from the beginning.

840
00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:48,339
Be who you are.

841
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,573
What I want to say is that yes
who you really are.

842
00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,770
someone told me
at the party.

843
00:43:58,772 --> 00:44:00,569
I promised
who wouldn't say who.

844
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:02,236
Oh my God.
It was Steven.

845
00:44:02,238 --> 00:44:03,403
He wasn't supposed...

846
00:44:03,405 --> 00:44:04,838
Listen.
Everything is fine.

847
00:44:06,439 --> 00:44:07,439
I don't care

848
00:44:09,338 --> 00:44:10,871
There is no difference to me

849
00:44:11,539 --> 00:44:12,539
Really?

850
00:44:13,037 --> 00:44:14,038
Yes.

851
00:44:16,005 --> 00:44:17,272
honestly
Do you feel that way?

852
00:44:20,272 --> 00:44:23,336
And I have a daughter.� 
Did he tell you that?

853
00:44:23,338 --> 00:44:24,738
a princess,
I'm sure.

854
00:44:26,738 --> 00:44:30,438
<i>The theme, my love,
is closed. </i>

855
00:44:50,706 --> 00:44:52,573
You know what they supposed
What would destroy them?

856
00:44:54,238 --> 00:44:55,704
It was a big scandal
at that time.

857
00:44:57,605 --> 00:44:59,870
Like everything new.

858
00:44:59,872 --> 00:45:02,905
People are afraid when they can't
relate one feeling to another.

859
00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:06,570
And how do you
do you feel at this moment?

860
00:45:06,572 --> 00:45:07,573
Empty.

861
00:45:09,205 --> 00:45:10,206
Let's make a wish.

862
00:45:38,504 --> 00:45:40,569
Are you okay? 
Do you look sad?

863
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,936
()

864
00:45:43,938 --> 00:45:46,671
Your mother has never been
very happy in all his life.

865
00:45:47,171 --> 00:45:48,703
<i>Good. </i>

866
00:45:48,705 --> 00:45:52,370
Now, I'm going to put this into FedEx.
You will have it by Thursday.

867
00:45:52,372 --> 00:45:54,173
<i>I wish you could
come see me </i>

868
00:45:54,938 --> 00:45:56,739
()

869
00:45:57,671 --> 00:45:58,672
<i>Look. </i>

870
00:46:05,704 --> 00:46:07,102
Oh.

871
00:46:07,104 --> 00:46:08,703
Where were you?

872
00:46:08,705 --> 00:46:11,237
Oh you know, doing some
shopping at Galerie Lafayette.

873
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,604
Are you okay?

874
00:46:12,606 --> 00:46:15,870
I'm fine. I'm alone 
Starving, that's all.

875
00:46:15,872 --> 00:46:18,671
Maria just asked me if she could go.
She just left.

876
00:46:20,105 --> 00:46:22,369
Mandy is with the children.

877
00:46:22,371 --> 00:46:24,170
Did you put makeup on?

878
00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:25,704
Lipstick? A skirt?

879
00:46:26,204 --> 00:46:27,802
Excuse me?

880
00:46:27,804 --> 00:46:29,671
There is something very strange
happening with Maria. Believe me.

881
00:46:31,272 --> 00:46:33,570
Well can you tell me
something about the steak?

882
00:46:33,572 --> 00:46:35,103
There is this good bistro
in the corner.

883
00:46:35,105 --> 00:46:36,270
She's seeing it, Bob.

884
00:46:36,272 --> 00:46:37,570
This morning
she arrived late

885
00:46:37,572 --> 00:46:38,869
and she looked like
she would have been fucking

886
00:46:38,871 --> 00:46:40,437
Oh my God!

887
00:46:40,439 --> 00:46:42,003
()

888
00:46:42,005 --> 00:46:43,571
- BOB: I'm coming! 
- Come on, Bob.

889
00:46:43,573 --> 00:46:45,537
Oh my God. I would hate
see if there was a fire.

890
00:46:45,539 --> 00:46:47,402
- You move like a turtle.
- BOB: Yes.

891
00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:49,771
Oh my God! 
Well. Let's follow her.

892
00:46:52,071 --> 00:46:55,070
Come on. Start up.
Let's go now. Drive fast.

893
00:46:55,072 --> 00:46:58,602
Be like the French. Go! 
Go! Go! Go! Oh my God!

894
00:46:58,604 --> 00:46:59,703
Shut up.

895
00:46:59,705 --> 00:47:01,106
don't talk to me
that way.

896
00:47:11,105 --> 00:47:14,205
ANNE: You're parking. Go
around the block. Quick. Go.

897
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:23,339
<i> - MAN: Bonsoir, Monsieur Morgan.
- DAVID: Bonsoir. </i>

898
00:47:34,071 --> 00:47:35,172
It's cute, isn't it?

899
00:47:38,105 --> 00:47:40,769
()

900
00:47:40,771 --> 00:47:44,768
Oh please, you can't be serious.
Look, Bob, I'll take her to the

901
00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:46,169
<i>Petit Bistro d'Auteuil. </i>

902
00:47:46,171 --> 00:47:48,936
Obviously.
I'm not blind.

903
00:47:48,938 --> 00:47:52,203
That's one of my favorite restaurants.
I mean... 

904
00:47:52,205 --> 00:47:53,339
At least it's food.

905
00:47:55,837 --> 00:47:58,669
Can we go home now? 
You can fire her tomorrow.

906
00:47:58,671 --> 00:48:01,502
I can't fire her. She keeps
the house like a clock.

907
00:48:01,504 --> 00:48:03,869
Well, you trained her.

908
00:48:03,871 --> 00:48:07,404
She is not a biochemist
She's just a maid.

909
00:48:07,406 --> 00:48:10,236
Look. You don't understand. Take,
you know, at least half a day

910
00:48:10,238 --> 00:48:12,203
learn to fold
my skirts alone,

911
00:48:12,205 --> 00:48:13,935
You know, I mean,
It's a disaster.

912
00:48:13,937 --> 00:48:15,403
It is a total
fucking disaster

913
00:48:15,405 --> 00:48:16,936
I think you are
overreacting.

914
00:48:16,938 --> 00:48:18,502
But I will talk to her.

915
00:48:18,504 --> 00:48:20,935
Could he be in love with her? 
Is that possible?

916
00:48:20,937 --> 00:48:22,604
Well, admit it,
she has a great ass.

917
00:48:24,005 --> 00:48:26,236
Maybe the vacuum cleaners
They are the new Pilates.

918
00:48:26,238 --> 00:48:27,438
She is terribly ugly.
Correct?

919
00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:29,569
I don't know.

920
00:48:29,571 --> 00:48:31,902
she has
a kind of charm.

921
00:48:31,904 --> 00:48:35,102
Oh my God.
Now you too.

922
00:48:35,104 --> 00:48:37,269
How about we both go in?
there for dinner?

923
00:48:37,271 --> 00:48:38,339
Because they would see us.

924
00:48:39,837 --> 00:48:41,501
She is the culprit
not us.

925
00:48:41,503 --> 00:48:42,504
Bob.

926
00:48:44,870 --> 00:48:45,871
It's good.

927
00:48:47,205 --> 00:48:48,603
You see it.

928
00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:49,906
Everything is new for you

929
00:48:51,438 --> 00:48:52,838
you are like
a girl, Maria.

930
00:48:54,339 --> 00:48:58,770
and you have
a play date after dinner

931
00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:01,373
 �You realize that I am a fervent
believer, David?

932
00:49:02,172 --> 00:49:04,037
Oh, I know.

933
00:49:04,039 --> 00:49:06,770
I hear you calling for God
when you're in bed with me

934
00:49:06,772 --> 00:49:10,871
Maybe, yes, I'm a girl, but you, you're a teenager.

935
00:49:12,172 --> 00:49:13,206
Sexually obsessed.

936
00:49:13,904 --> 00:49:15,072
In the worst way.

937
00:49:16,537 --> 00:49:18,003
I want you to know,

938
00:49:18,005 --> 00:49:20,868
When I was a teenager, I was going to be a priest.

939
00:49:20,870 --> 00:49:22,703
- Oh my God.
- You see.

940
00:49:22,705 --> 00:49:25,669
You're doing it again
Calling his name.

941
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,038
I'm starting to
make you jealous, María.

942
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:32,337
ANNE: It's like
A car accident in slow motion.

943
00:49:32,339 --> 00:49:34,103
I have never seen you
this way.

944
00:49:34,105 --> 00:49:36,770
Well it's like my own
small catastrophe.

945
00:49:36,772 --> 00:49:39,536
She knows the color of our underwear. 
She cleans our sheets.

946
00:49:39,538 --> 00:49:42,273
She knows when we have sex.
She knows when I vomit.

947
00:49:43,671 --> 00:49:44,936
Are you still
vomiting?

948
00:49:44,938 --> 00:49:46,536
Well, not in a major way.

949
00:49:46,538 --> 00:49:49,405
I just want to stay,
you know, sexy.

950
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,602
Hold on.

951
00:49:52,604 --> 00:49:53,605
What are you doing?

952
00:49:54,105 --> 00:49:55,668
Hunting.

953
00:49:55,670 --> 00:49:57,039
Hunting for what?

954
00:49:57,704 --> 00:50:00,206
God, it's not 1878.

955
00:50:04,839 --> 00:50:05,839
()

956
00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:08,601
I wanted
send you flowers

957
00:50:08,603 --> 00:50:10,602
What kind of flowers?

958
00:50:10,604 --> 00:50:12,505
Well give me an address
and you will discover it.

959
00:50:15,505 --> 00:50:16,772
Don't be afraid
from me, Maria.

960
00:50:18,705 --> 00:50:20,405
You and your family,
I give you my word.

961
00:50:21,905 --> 00:50:23,872
Complete and
absolute discretion.

962
00:50:25,604 --> 00:50:30,105
Meanwhile...a gift for you.

963
00:50:37,704 --> 00:50:39,238
Oh my God.

964
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:42,369
I can't accept.
They are...

965
00:50:42,371 --> 00:50:45,105
Perfect.
For your hair

966
00:50:46,405 --> 00:50:47,405
For your eyes.

967
00:50:49,370 --> 00:50:51,437
for your tattoo
my white princess

968
00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:58,038
That's it. I'm going to
have to tell him the truth.

969
00:50:58,705 --> 00:51:00,169
don't do it

970
00:51:00,171 --> 00:51:02,202
He'll think we were
making fun of him.

971
00:51:02,204 --> 00:51:03,370
I can't afford that.

972
00:51:03,372 --> 00:51:05,006
Come on. �We have
any money problem?

973
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:08,170
Absolutely not.

974
00:51:08,172 --> 00:51:13,102
<i>But Monsieur Antoine Bernard and
Your museum must have a Caravaggio. </i>

975
00:51:13,104 --> 00:51:14,935
I'm alone
very happy to oblige.

976
00:51:14,937 --> 00:51:16,172
That's if it's real 
the thing

977
00:51:20,404 --> 00:51:23,170
We have it in our pocket
a pair of kings

978
00:51:23,172 --> 00:51:24,672
So keep your mouth screaming.

979
00:51:37,570 --> 00:51:39,404
()

980
00:51:43,671 --> 00:51:45,770
Finally,
Dr. Schwiman.

981
00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:48,836
Are you okay? I saw you
message about an emergency.

982
00:51:48,838 --> 00:51:51,102
<i>No, I'm not fine.
I'm about to kill that woman. </i>

983
00:51:51,104 --> 00:51:53,069
What is happening?
You in bed?

984
00:51:53,071 --> 00:51:54,269
<i>Yes, I am. </i>

985
00:51:54,271 --> 00:51:56,037
Well, it's half of
the night for you.

986
00:51:56,039 --> 00:51:58,202
<i> �You are going to listen or
just make stupid comments? </i>

987
00:51:58,204 --> 00:51:59,535
<i>BOB: It's half
of the night. </i>

988
00:51:59,537 --> 00:52:00,835
I see.

989
00:52:00,837 --> 00:52:02,238
<i>Well, if you would call
before. </i>

990
00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,535
<i>Hello, doctor. </i>

991
00:52:04,537 --> 00:52:05,768
<i>Hello, Bob. </i>

992
00:52:05,770 --> 00:52:07,938
Bob, this is
a private consultation.

993
00:52:09,238 --> 00:52:10,239
Please.

994
00:52:14,039 --> 00:52:17,336
Okay. I just...

995
00:52:17,338 --> 00:52:23,602
I mean, you know, I've had to fight all my
entire life for everything, even men.

996
00:52:23,604 --> 00:52:28,504
How can this woman, this 
maid inspire those feelings?

997
00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:31,035
<i>Continue. </i>

998
00:52:31,037 --> 00:52:32,105
I feel so alone.

999
00:52:33,938 --> 00:52:37,836
You know, even in a room full of people,
I feel alone, doctor.

1000
00:52:37,838 --> 00:52:39,872
Really?

1001
00:52:56,039 --> 00:52:57,372
Tell me the truth, María.

1002
00:53:00,271 --> 00:53:02,369
What is your secret dream?

1003
00:53:02,371 --> 00:53:03,571
everyone has
a secret dream

1004
00:53:04,872 --> 00:53:06,539
I stopped dreaming you know.

1005
00:53:07,438 --> 00:53:08,872
I have simple desires.

1006
00:53:10,671 --> 00:53:12,435
I want my daughter to be happy.

1007
00:53:12,437 --> 00:53:14,502
Oh, tell the truth, come on, come on.

1008
00:53:14,504 --> 00:53:17,103
Everyone has a project.
You must have a plan.

1009
00:53:17,105 --> 00:53:18,106
Well,

1010
00:53:20,570 --> 00:53:22,505
will sound
ridiculous for you

1011
00:53:23,770 --> 00:53:26,368
Boyfriend,

1012
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:30,070
anything you tell me 
It will never sound ridiculous.

1013
00:53:30,072 --> 00:53:31,604
Come on.
What is it?

1014
00:53:33,071 --> 00:53:36,605
I would like to invent the
half a packet of baking powder.

1015
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:39,835
Baking powder?

1016
00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:42,170
Yes. I cook
a lot, you see

1017
00:53:42,172 --> 00:53:46,435
and no recipe uses the whole
baking powder packet. None.

1018
00:53:46,437 --> 00:53:48,569
It's always half
of the package.

1019
00:53:48,571 --> 00:53:50,703
Then you are left
the rest in the closet.

1020
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,837
But you don't use it
never again

1021
00:53:52,839 --> 00:53:55,502
because you are afraid
that has been spoiled.

1022
00:53:55,504 --> 00:53:58,235
Or you are not sure if it is
a real half what remains there,

1023
00:53:58,237 --> 00:54:00,668
maybe more, maybe it is
less, you know what I mean?

1024
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:02,571
Yes, yes, I understand
the point. It's...

1025
00:54:03,737 --> 00:54:04,836
He is very intelligent.

1026
00:54:04,838 --> 00:54:05,906
Very smart.

1027
00:54:07,237 --> 00:54:08,902
you are a woman
Very unusual, Maria.

1028
00:54:08,904 --> 00:54:10,837
Yes I am.

1029
00:54:10,839 --> 00:54:12,569
Maybe you could
Cook for me sometime?

1030
00:54:12,571 --> 00:54:14,205
invite me back
to your place

1031
00:54:15,238 --> 00:54:17,335
You have
that Velázquez.

1032
00:54:17,337 --> 00:54:18,905
I could come and
value it for you

1033
00:54:21,337 --> 00:54:23,235
could you take me
to Madrid.

1034
00:54:23,237 --> 00:54:25,369
I could know
to your family.

1035
00:54:25,371 --> 00:54:26,870
I am brilliant
in gravel

1036
00:54:26,872 --> 00:54:28,402
()

1037
00:54:28,404 --> 00:54:31,369
<i> - Good evening. </i>

1038
00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:35,338
()

1039
00:54:59,270 --> 00:55:01,569
<i>Bonsoir, monsier. </i>

1040
00:55:01,571 --> 00:55:04,738
<i>Bonsoir. Bonsoir. </i>

1041
00:55:14,004 --> 00:55:15,005
Wow.

1042
00:55:18,338 --> 00:55:19,569
What happens to the set?

1043
00:55:19,571 --> 00:55:21,501
well it was
Dr. Schwiman's idea.

1044
00:55:21,503 --> 00:55:24,839
It's an exercise to expunge my anger
against Maria.

1045
00:55:28,236 --> 00:55:29,237
Are you jealous?

1046
00:55:29,938 --> 00:55:31,372
Oh God, stop.

1047
00:55:35,337 --> 00:55:37,437
Anne, you are
a beautiful woman

1048
00:55:38,771 --> 00:55:40,403
but that's not why
that I married you.

1049
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:42,669
Am I not pretty anymore?

1050
00:55:42,671 --> 00:55:46,703
I think you are jealous
because you are insecure

1051
00:55:46,705 --> 00:55:49,036
Of course, I am.
We never have sex

1052
00:55:49,038 --> 00:55:51,169
The world is full of
young pretty women.

1053
00:55:51,171 --> 00:55:52,372
And Paris is the worst.

1054
00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:54,369
Shhh...

1055
00:55:54,371 --> 00:55:55,538
don't yell at me

1056
00:55:56,737 --> 00:55:58,771
We have medical recommendations, right?

1057
00:56:15,837 --> 00:56:17,272
()

1058
00:56:20,705 --> 00:56:22,935
I must get this.

1059
00:56:22,937 --> 00:56:24,238
()

1060
00:56:31,069 --> 00:56:33,603
<i>LAWYER: Bob, the bank is
puffing on my neck. </i>

1061
00:56:33,605 --> 00:56:35,536
<i>Your accounts are running out,
that's all. </i>

1062
00:56:35,538 --> 00:56:37,904
<i>We really need
the painting money. </i>

1063
00:56:37,906 --> 00:56:41,369
How much time do I have?

1064
00:56:41,371 --> 00:56:43,735
<i>Maybe a month before
foreclosure begins. </i>

1065
00:56:43,737 --> 00:56:45,535
<i>I can't do anything else
without you here. </i>

1066
00:56:45,537 --> 00:56:46,538
()

1067
00:57:39,503 --> 00:57:40,504
How was your night?

1068
00:57:41,570 --> 00:57:43,269
I was scared, ma'am.

1069
00:57:43,271 --> 00:57:44,670
Is everything okay?

1070
00:57:44,672 --> 00:57:45,903
you are never up
so early.

1071
00:57:45,905 --> 00:57:47,236
How do you know?

1072
00:57:47,238 --> 00:57:50,168
Well... Sorry. I'm going to go
to prepare breakfast.

1073
00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:51,504
What's in that bag?
Maria?

1074
00:57:52,438 --> 00:57:53,438
In this one, ma'am?

1075
00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:55,168
Exactly.

1076
00:57:55,170 --> 00:57:57,735
It is a dress
the dry cleaners, ma'am.

1077
00:57:57,737 --> 00:57:59,536
Hmm.

1078
00:57:59,538 --> 00:58:01,401
They gave it back to you 
without hanger, without plastic?

1079
00:58:01,403 --> 00:58:04,235
It's for the dry cleaners. I wanted
take it yesterday but it was closed.

1080
00:58:04,237 --> 00:58:05,903
Really?

1081
00:58:05,905 --> 00:58:07,770
You just said you took it back.
from the dry cleaners.

1082
00:58:07,772 --> 00:58:10,035
Sometimes I get confused
for my english, madam

1083
00:58:10,037 --> 00:58:11,536
Oh no.

1084
00:58:11,538 --> 00:58:13,071
Your English is perfect.

1085
00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:15,201
Let me see the dress.

1086
00:58:15,203 --> 00:58:16,269
Is this...

1087
00:58:16,271 --> 00:58:17,271
Give me the dress, María.

1088
00:58:19,070 --> 00:58:20,071
Yes ma'am.

1089
00:58:22,371 --> 00:58:23,736
It's dirty, ma'am.

1090
00:58:23,738 --> 00:58:25,336
belongs to
the dyers.

1091
00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:26,935
No.

1092
00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:29,105
It's mine. but i
I haven't used it in months.

1093
00:58:30,572 --> 00:58:33,172
And it smells like you
your cheap vanilla perfume

1094
00:58:34,872 --> 00:58:36,102
I don't smell anything.

1095
00:58:36,104 --> 00:58:37,204
()

1096
00:58:38,837 --> 00:58:40,205
Trust you, María.

1097
00:58:41,003 --> 00:58:42,235
I sat you at my table.

1098
00:58:42,237 --> 00:58:43,405
I thought that
you were honest

1099
00:58:46,538 --> 00:58:49,368
Just so you know, you wear my underwear
When does he take you to the hotel?

1100
00:58:49,370 --> 00:58:51,203
I don't understand,
lady.

1101
00:58:51,205 --> 00:58:53,168
you know i hate
when people cry

1102
00:58:53,170 --> 00:58:55,034
I'm very sorry.

1103
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,102
Just get ready. The children 
They are going to be late for school.

1104
00:58:58,104 --> 00:58:59,436
I'm very sorry, ma'am.

1105
00:58:59,438 --> 00:59:00,937
I don't know
what to say

1106
00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:04,101
I'm in love. And...

1107
00:59:04,103 --> 00:59:05,838
Please just stop it!

1108
00:59:06,870 --> 00:59:09,569
Well. I am not
your friend

1109
00:59:09,571 --> 00:59:12,702
try to put an end
to this nonsense.

1110
00:59:12,704 --> 00:59:16,937
I advise you to think about what it is
important for you and your daughter

1111
00:59:18,205 --> 00:59:19,205
Yes ma'am.

1112
00:59:20,237 --> 00:59:21,238
How is she by the way?

1113
00:59:22,371 --> 00:59:23,905
Still very good.
Thank you madam.

1114
00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:28,669
She has free endings to come.

1115
00:59:28,671 --> 00:59:32,172
Well. Well, I'm very proud of
pay for a good study.

1116
00:59:35,937 --> 00:59:36,938
Really.

1117
00:59:38,605 --> 00:59:40,405
I would hate to have to
be forced to suspend it

1118
00:59:43,370 --> 00:59:44,371
Yes ma'am.

1119
00:59:59,405 --> 01:00:02,868
Stop with that phone.
He won't call.

1120
01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:05,203
We don't belong
to this world

1121
01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:06,568
He knows who I am.

1122
01:00:06,570 --> 01:00:10,869
He doesn't know.
But the world does.

1123
01:00:10,871 --> 01:00:12,403
Is that a Filipino saying?

1124
01:00:12,405 --> 01:00:15,535
Maria, we serve,
they eat.

1125
01:00:15,537 --> 01:00:18,402
They don't love 
people like you or me

1126
01:00:18,404 --> 01:00:20,670
We are slaves.
Just like slaves.

1127
01:00:20,672 --> 01:00:23,002
How can you say
such things, Mandy?

1128
01:00:23,004 --> 01:00:24,702
Are you crazy?

1129
01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,501
I'm worth as much as the lady.

1130
01:00:26,503 --> 01:00:28,869
Even if I bring
your tea on a tray.

1131
01:00:28,871 --> 01:00:30,368
We are human beings

1132
01:00:30,370 --> 01:00:31,668
better
respect yourself.

1133
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:34,234
MANDY: We work.
for our children

1134
01:00:34,236 --> 01:00:36,002
They will be
strong in the studio.

1135
01:00:36,004 --> 01:00:38,036
MARÍA: But what does he do? 
What does this have to do with love?

1136
01:00:38,038 --> 01:00:39,403
MANDY: Everything.

1137
01:00:39,405 --> 01:00:41,703
There is no such
thing like love

1138
01:00:41,705 --> 01:00:42,835
MARIA: Clean.

1139
01:00:42,837 --> 01:00:44,671
()

1140
01:00:49,103 --> 01:00:50,104
()

1141
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:18,168
FANNY: You're showing me the best bakery in town.
Look like you know better than me.

1142
01:01:18,170 --> 01:01:19,770
()

1143
01:01:21,171 --> 01:01:23,335
- Is that correct? 
- Perfect.

1144
01:01:23,337 --> 01:01:24,671
let me order
something else

1145
01:01:25,438 --> 01:01:27,372
()

1146
01:01:32,270 --> 01:01:34,268
How do you say Lemon Pie?

1147
01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:36,036
()

1148
01:01:36,038 --> 01:01:37,768
<i>No, no, no, no.
Not us, we stop. </i>

1149
01:01:37,770 --> 01:01:39,504
()

1150
01:01:40,736 --> 01:01:42,937
()

1151
01:02:08,403 --> 01:02:13,336
<i>
Happy birthday to you </i>

1152
01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:14,572
Happy birthday darling.

1153
01:02:16,438 --> 01:02:17,902
MARÍA: Bravo! 
Let's play children.

1154
01:02:17,904 --> 01:02:19,205
CHILDREN: Yes!

1155
01:02:21,103 --> 01:02:23,203
So...

1156
01:02:23,205 --> 01:02:24,934
What do you think? 
Boy or girl?

1157
01:02:24,936 --> 01:02:26,435
PSYCHIC: Well,
Let me see.

1158
01:02:26,437 --> 01:02:28,404
are you trying to do
a trick on me here.

1159
01:02:30,437 --> 01:02:32,435
I can feel.

1160
01:02:32,437 --> 01:02:34,101
There are twins
there, right?

1161
01:02:34,103 --> 01:02:35,269
Oh my God!

1162
01:02:35,271 --> 01:02:36,369
It's incredible.

1163
01:02:36,371 --> 01:02:37,936
I told you she was amazing.

1164
01:02:37,938 --> 01:02:39,769
When there are two I can't
say if there is a boy or girl.

1165
01:02:39,771 --> 01:02:41,603
 �It's not better 
What about ultrasound?

1166
01:02:41,605 --> 01:02:43,438
One of you is worried.

1167
01:02:44,604 --> 01:02:46,104
One of you is in love.

1168
01:02:47,003 --> 01:02:48,603
You don't have to worry.

1169
01:02:48,605 --> 01:02:51,035
He will call and ask
if you go away for the weekend.

1170
01:02:51,037 --> 01:02:53,004
Finally, Georges Clooney
he's going to call me

1171
01:02:53,837 --> 01:02:55,136
What else?

1172
01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:57,767
Well, you should go.
You should say yes.

1173
01:02:57,769 --> 01:03:01,901
Life wasn't always pleasant for you and
It won't always be like this so enjoy now.

1174
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,536
I don't know who with
she is talking

1175
01:03:03,538 --> 01:03:04,769
but one of you goes
to have a good weekend

1176
01:03:04,771 --> 01:03:06,435
Maybe it's you.

1177
01:03:06,437 --> 01:03:09,735
The woman I'm talking about
He knows exactly who she is.

1178
01:03:09,737 --> 01:03:12,002
We should open
the gifts, madam?

1179
01:03:12,004 --> 01:03:13,504
Are you drunk, María?

1180
01:03:24,737 --> 01:03:25,938
()

1181
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:30,704
()

1182
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:06,504
()

1183
01:04:41,003 --> 01:04:42,004
()

1184
01:04:46,004 --> 01:04:47,938
You Americans and guns. 
We can't fight that.

1185
01:04:49,938 --> 01:04:51,502
Well,

1186
01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:54,235
They give us weapons at ten, so
we are not tempted to play with

1187
01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:55,837
the toy gun
between our legs.

1188
01:04:56,504 --> 01:04:57,504
And it works?

1189
01:04:58,936 --> 01:04:59,937
Guilt works

1190
01:05:01,438 --> 01:05:04,005
I always have a little
guilt when I'm having sex

1191
01:05:05,204 --> 01:05:06,704
How delicious
that must be it.

1192
01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:09,570
you must tell me
all about it

1193
01:05:10,137 --> 01:05:11,404
()

1194
01:05:32,703 --> 01:05:33,838
<i>Et voila. </i>

1195
01:05:35,004 --> 01:05:36,202
()

1196
01:05:36,204 --> 01:05:37,671
Oh, it's so beautiful.

1197
01:05:38,670 --> 01:05:39,770
Is it a hotel?

1198
01:05:40,536 --> 01:05:41,937
No, dear.
It's not.

1199
01:05:46,836 --> 01:05:48,770
I want you to be a witness
of my big announcement

1200
01:05:49,704 --> 01:05:51,102
Check.

1201
01:05:51,104 --> 01:05:52,171
ROSA: I'm going
to catch you

1202
01:05:56,703 --> 01:05:58,169
What does it have
inside you?

1203
01:05:58,171 --> 01:06:01,336
Let's make love.
Or let's escape.

1204
01:06:01,338 --> 01:06:02,802
we can have
sex tonight

1205
01:06:02,804 --> 01:06:05,070
And we can flee tomorrow.
Now come.

1206
01:06:06,738 --> 01:06:08,768
ANNE: What I like about
chess is the vision

1207
01:06:08,770 --> 01:06:11,704
You already know where you're going.
But no one else has a clue.

1208
01:06:13,404 --> 01:06:15,771
There is no such thing
like vision in chess.

1209
01:06:16,771 --> 01:06:17,938
Only options

1210
01:06:19,703 --> 01:06:23,867
Well I have my own little ones
shortcuts, my little lucky tricks.

1211
01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:25,434
Lie there for a minute
and smell the flowers

1212
01:06:25,436 --> 01:06:26,571
What is happening?

1213
01:06:27,904 --> 01:06:29,171
I can't go in there.

1214
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:33,435
Are you ashamed of me?

1215
01:06:33,437 --> 01:06:34,503
Of course not.

1216
01:06:35,203 --> 01:06:37,168
David,
you know me

1217
01:06:37,170 --> 01:06:39,068
You know who I am.

1218
01:06:39,070 --> 01:06:41,537
I can't mix with these people.
I can't

1219
01:06:43,837 --> 01:06:44,838
Dear, Maria.

1220
01:06:45,938 --> 01:06:48,369
This is the 21st century,

1221
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:51,004
Queen Elizabeth
dinner with Jay Z.

1222
01:06:52,435 --> 01:06:53,901
Let's go.

1223
01:06:53,903 --> 01:06:58,602
Stefan Zweig said that
I loved chess because

1224
01:06:58,604 --> 01:07:01,205
It had nothing to do with luck.

1225
01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,271
CHILDREN: Maria! Maria!

1226
01:07:07,238 --> 01:07:10,001
They are going to catch them
believe me.

1227
01:07:10,003 --> 01:07:11,537
- Maria! 
- Maria!

1228
01:07:12,603 --> 01:07:14,501
Ah!

1229
01:07:14,503 --> 01:07:16,571
You are incredible. �You make every
child in the world loved you?

1230
01:07:17,569 --> 01:07:19,370
Let's Play.

1231
01:07:22,604 --> 01:07:25,069
Gentlemen, if I may have
your attention please,

1232
01:07:25,071 --> 01:07:26,734
I bring news
from London.

1233
01:07:26,736 --> 01:07:29,268
Your painting has
been authenticated

1234
01:07:29,270 --> 01:07:30,735
Hallelujah.

1235
01:07:30,737 --> 01:07:32,272
<i>Congratulations,
mon vieux. </i>

1236
01:07:33,370 --> 01:07:34,371
Thank you.

1237
01:07:43,737 --> 01:07:45,704
We have many things
to celebrate today.

1238
01:07:48,204 --> 01:07:49,504
First, our friendship.

1239
01:07:50,369 --> 01:07:51,403
For our wives

1240
01:07:52,402 --> 01:07:54,002
For our families

1241
01:07:54,004 --> 01:07:55,868
And let's not forget,

1242
01:07:55,870 --> 01:07:58,203
Michelangelo
Merisi da Caravaggio.

1243
01:07:58,205 --> 01:07:59,534
That rogue.

1244
01:07:59,536 --> 01:08:01,171
A master fornicator.

1245
01:08:02,170 --> 01:08:03,204
At least he had fun.

1246
01:08:05,503 --> 01:08:07,036
Try it.

1247
01:08:07,038 --> 01:08:10,404
It is one of the best wines
in the world. Bourgogne.

1248
01:08:11,704 --> 01:08:15,238
For life.

1249
01:08:16,037 --> 01:08:18,269
Thank you.

1250
01:08:18,271 --> 01:08:22,269
They are both with the good Portuguese nanny going for a nap.

1251
01:08:22,271 --> 01:08:23,871
Thank you so much.

1252
01:08:24,403 --> 01:08:25,601
Oh my God,

1253
01:08:25,603 --> 01:08:28,068
You must have the magic touch.
Shazam.

1254
01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:30,501
HELENE: Maria,
Tell us about yourself.

1255
01:08:30,503 --> 01:08:32,871
The mysterious woman
who stole David's heart

1256
01:08:34,237 --> 01:08:35,868
Or your liver

1257
01:08:35,870 --> 01:08:37,668
Your heart is
difficult to steal

1258
01:08:37,670 --> 01:08:39,534
()

1259
01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:42,333
Yes, my heart is easy
steal but it is difficult to maintain.

1260
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:44,069
I'm Irish, after all.

1261
01:08:44,071 --> 01:08:46,901
 �Since when did the Irish become experts
in matters of the heart?

1262
01:08:46,903 --> 01:08:48,737
They are supposed to be happy drunks.

1263
01:08:50,038 --> 01:08:51,502
BOB: The French with adultery.

1264
01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:53,667
And the English do
spanky, spanky

1265
01:08:53,669 --> 01:08:55,368
DAVID: And the Americans,

1266
01:08:55,370 --> 01:08:57,501
they have sex like them
They invade a third world country

1267
01:08:57,503 --> 01:08:58,902
and they didn't have to
pay for it after the words.

1268
01:08:58,904 --> 01:09:00,701
- ANTOINE: I can explain it.

1269
01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:04,535
In France we choose adultery so that we can
stay married to our beloved wives.

1270
01:09:04,537 --> 01:09:08,669
The English, well, after 20
years of punishment

1271
01:09:08,671 --> 01:09:10,534
in boarding schools,

1272
01:09:10,536 --> 01:09:13,035
fighting against
homosexual feelings

1273
01:09:13,037 --> 01:09:15,202
they just have guts
to talk to a girl

1274
01:09:15,204 --> 01:09:17,404
That's it. They are
fixed for life

1275
01:09:18,771 --> 01:09:20,172
What do you think, Maria?

1276
01:09:21,337 --> 01:09:24,168
Oh well, I'm from the
old Spanish fashion.

1277
01:09:24,170 --> 01:09:27,769
I do believe that marriage is
an important matter.

1278
01:09:27,771 --> 01:09:29,667
So you don't lie to anyone?

1279
01:09:29,669 --> 01:09:30,934
Interesting.

1280
01:09:30,936 --> 01:09:32,569
She is adorable.

1281
01:09:32,571 --> 01:09:34,068
It's like you come from the past

1282
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:36,369
Why do you think that women
Were they pure back then?

1283
01:09:36,371 --> 01:09:37,668
Have you ever read 
a book, David?

1284
01:09:37,670 --> 01:09:39,567
Yes, I'm almost done
color it.

1285
01:09:39,569 --> 01:09:42,037
Oh really. Vice has
been around since,

1286
01:09:42,838 --> 01:09:44,502
human beings themselves.

1287
01:09:44,504 --> 01:09:46,905
And made it an excuse
to invent virtue

1288
01:09:48,104 --> 01:09:50,838
So, Anne, tell me.

1289
01:09:51,570 --> 01:09:52,936
How did you meet Maria?

1290
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:54,035
She won't tell me.

1291
01:09:54,037 --> 01:09:55,935
Oh no.

1292
01:09:55,937 --> 01:09:58,735
These two are very reserved
about their friendship

1293
01:09:58,737 --> 01:10:00,402
I don't even
I know when they met.

1294
01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:02,105
Why such a mystery?

1295
01:10:05,503 --> 01:10:06,503
I am your maid.

1296
01:10:09,236 --> 01:10:12,537
I've been cleaning your
underwear and their bathrooms.

1297
01:10:13,704 --> 01:10:17,771
For approximately how much,
Ten years, ma'am?

1298
01:10:21,202 --> 01:10:24,367
No no. We travel when
We were young together.

1299
01:10:24,369 --> 01:10:26,600
And we ate at all
best restaurants

1300
01:10:26,602 --> 01:10:30,868
Tell me, did you eat at Alain Ducasse's?
your new restaurant in Italy, L'Andana?

1301
01:10:30,870 --> 01:10:35,167
Oh my God, you have to go there.
The meat is incredible.

1302
01:10:35,169 --> 01:10:39,769
How can you eat so much 
and still be so thin?

1303
01:10:39,771 --> 01:10:41,404
MARÍA: She was
always like this

1304
01:10:42,237 --> 01:10:43,702
She was born like this.

1305
01:10:43,704 --> 01:10:45,503
Beautiful. never gets old

1306
01:10:46,603 --> 01:10:48,200
She is a mystery.

1307
01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:50,902
Thanks honey.

1308
01:10:50,904 --> 01:10:52,671
When are you going back to New York?

1309
01:10:53,103 --> 01:10:54,105
Soon.

1310
01:10:56,003 --> 01:10:57,403
We are...
Are you leaving?

1311
01:10:58,904 --> 01:10:59,905
Yes.

1312
01:11:01,037 --> 01:11:02,735
The fun is over.

1313
01:11:02,737 --> 01:11:04,835
There is an investment bank
In New York I have to kill.

1314
01:11:04,837 --> 01:11:06,267
ANNE: And I'm going to
return to packaging.

1315
01:11:06,269 --> 01:11:09,567
I take the children,
the staff and heading home.

1316
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:10,905
 �But that's not
change your feelings?

1317
01:11:13,070 --> 01:11:14,771
What is a few miles?
between friends?

1318
01:11:21,369 --> 01:11:23,271
()

1319
01:11:28,236 --> 01:11:29,237
Oh, Maria.

1320
01:11:32,670 --> 01:11:35,268
Do you realize the mess we've gotten ourselves into? 
 because of your behavior?

1321
01:11:35,270 --> 01:11:36,905
I have never asked
for nothing, ma'am.

1322
01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:40,171
He just...

1323
01:11:41,271 --> 01:11:42,903
It's okay, it's good
you didn't ask

1324
01:11:42,905 --> 01:11:45,835
You are a housekeeper,
not a prostitute

1325
01:11:45,837 --> 01:11:48,902
It's not what you
Do you think it is, ma'am.

1326
01:11:48,904 --> 01:11:51,101
He is deeply
in love with me

1327
01:11:51,103 --> 01:11:52,937
True love.
Told me.

1328
01:11:54,270 --> 01:11:56,204
The way you hold me
during the night.

1329
01:11:57,203 --> 01:11:58,901
The way he
looks at me

1330
01:11:58,903 --> 01:12:00,234
Maria,
just listen to me

1331
01:12:00,236 --> 01:12:01,501
Anne,
I beg you.

1332
01:12:01,503 --> 01:12:03,435
Don't call me Anne.

1333
01:12:03,437 --> 01:12:06,402
You abused my kindness.
and you lied to me.

1334
01:12:06,404 --> 01:12:09,434
I only did what you
You asked me to do it, ma'am.

1335
01:12:09,436 --> 01:12:11,067
I sat in
that table

1336
01:12:11,069 --> 01:12:12,235
because you
He asked me.

1337
01:12:12,237 --> 01:12:13,835
Look, I don't
I want to hurt you

1338
01:12:13,837 --> 01:12:16,168
I know your life is hard.

1339
01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:17,735
But you're playing
out of his league.

1340
01:12:17,737 --> 01:12:19,734
How do you know?

1341
01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,871
How can I explain this without
hurt your feelings

1342
01:12:24,038 --> 01:12:26,702
This is not your world

1343
01:12:26,704 --> 01:12:30,435
If your opinions were really
interesting, substantial,

1344
01:12:30,437 --> 01:12:33,104
if they had any impact
or real interest,

1345
01:12:34,003 --> 01:12:35,170
Why would you be a maiden?

1346
01:12:36,771 --> 01:12:38,267
Because I am a
Spanish immigrant

1347
01:12:38,269 --> 01:12:40,002
I had no options,
lady.

1348
01:12:40,004 --> 01:12:42,101
Cervantes, El Bulli,

1349
01:12:42,103 --> 01:12:44,400
Almodóvar,
Antonio Banderas.

1350
01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:46,236
They are all Spanish and
They're not maids, right?

1351
01:12:47,103 --> 01:12:48,738
He loves me, lady.

1352
01:12:50,537 --> 01:12:52,703
Maybe you should
believe in love too

1353
01:12:53,370 --> 01:12:54,371
()

1354
01:14:15,837 --> 01:14:18,270
()

1355
01:14:20,671 --> 01:14:22,868
You in love.

1356
01:14:22,870 --> 01:14:25,535
You sing and
you don't eat

1357
01:14:25,537 --> 01:14:26,836
I eat.

1358
01:14:26,838 --> 01:14:27,838
Just not so much.

1359
01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:30,737
This is how it begins.

1360
01:14:31,437 --> 01:14:33,004
()

1361
01:14:45,669 --> 01:14:47,835
Dirty genius.
I read it.

1362
01:14:47,837 --> 01:14:49,034
- Uh, ha.
-Tell me what's true?

1363
01:14:49,036 --> 01:14:50,167
It's all true.

1364
01:14:50,169 --> 01:14:51,667
Like the first one.

1365
01:14:51,669 --> 01:14:53,368
Only this time, it's not
Anne and my father.

1366
01:14:53,370 --> 01:14:54,601
It's Anne and the maid.

1367
01:14:54,603 --> 01:14:56,102
Totally great.

1368
01:14:56,104 --> 01:14:57,404
And you know what? 
Politician.

1369
01:14:58,102 --> 01:14:59,103
How does it end?

1370
01:15:00,404 --> 01:15:01,404
Who knows?

1371
01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:03,070
Bad.

1372
01:15:03,670 --> 01:15:04,671
join me

1373
01:15:22,403 --> 01:15:23,404
Dave!

1374
01:15:25,903 --> 01:15:27,000
How are you?

1375
01:15:27,002 --> 01:15:28,004
Hello, Anne.

1376
01:15:30,204 --> 01:15:34,234
This is very funny because I wanted
organize a double date with my friend.

1377
01:15:34,236 --> 01:15:36,602
Do you remember the pretty brunette
of our dinner? Jane.

1378
01:15:36,604 --> 01:15:38,034
Oh yes.

1379
01:15:38,036 --> 01:15:40,001
I know. She may seem a little
boring at first

1380
01:15:40,003 --> 01:15:41,502
but she is only
a little lonely

1381
01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:43,167
What's wrong with your divorce? 
and trying to find out

1382
01:15:43,169 --> 01:15:45,501
what to do with
all the millions of her.

1383
01:15:45,503 --> 01:15:47,334
I heard that she is
a real tornado in bed.

1384
01:15:47,336 --> 01:15:49,167
()

1385
01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:51,935
Anne, I think you're confusing me.
with, with some kind of gigolo.

1386
01:15:51,937 --> 01:15:53,367
I'm just a humble academic.

1387
01:15:53,369 --> 01:15:55,435
I heard that you have
other talents

1388
01:15:55,437 --> 01:15:57,034
Maybe I could take you
to go out one night.

1389
01:15:57,036 --> 01:16:00,534
Why not, when my beloved
 husband is out of town.

1390
01:16:00,536 --> 01:16:03,000
But in the meantime, I will get
 Jane's details.

1391
01:16:03,002 --> 01:16:04,534
Maria does not have
did I tell you already?

1392
01:16:04,536 --> 01:16:05,600
Maria?

1393
01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:06,801
Oh my God.

1394
01:16:06,803 --> 01:16:08,067
I thought that
the nightmare was over.

1395
01:16:08,069 --> 01:16:09,534
I feel terrible.
I wanted to call you.

1396
01:16:09,536 --> 01:16:12,201
I just... thought that 
things would end quickly

1397
01:16:12,203 --> 01:16:14,001
I surprised myself
to be honest.

1398
01:16:14,003 --> 01:16:17,900
But what can I say.
She cheats on me.

1399
01:16:17,902 --> 01:16:20,933
Look. I held back because
I am a good person.

1400
01:16:20,935 --> 01:16:22,502
There is something
What do I have to tell you?

1401
01:16:22,504 --> 01:16:24,501
But it must remain
between us.

1402
01:16:24,503 --> 01:16:26,401
no one should
be pregnant

1403
01:16:26,403 --> 01:16:29,236
()

1404
01:16:33,236 --> 01:16:34,335
Very sorry.

1405
01:16:34,337 --> 01:16:35,900
It's so good
 see you

1406
01:16:35,902 --> 01:16:37,367
I'll call you. Okay.

1407
01:16:37,369 --> 01:16:38,370
Okay.

1408
01:16:41,203 --> 01:16:42,568
()

1409
01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:44,236
No!

1410
01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:50,771
Not too tight

1411
01:16:52,337 --> 01:16:53,371
()

1412
01:16:57,202 --> 01:16:58,303
Everything ready.

1413
01:16:58,737 --> 01:16:59,834
Okay.

1414
01:16:59,836 --> 01:17:00,837
()

1415
01:17:04,671 --> 01:17:05,671
I'm not well.

1416
01:17:07,670 --> 01:17:08,769
Oh God.

1417
01:17:11,336 --> 01:17:13,203
()

1418
01:17:38,269 --> 01:17:40,100
()

1419
01:17:40,102 --> 01:17:43,070
<i>Hello, you have contacted David Morgan.
Please leave a message. </i>

1420
01:17:45,236 --> 01:17:47,670
Hello David.
It's me, Maria.

1421
01:17:50,037 --> 01:17:52,237
Nothing.
I hope you're having a good time.

1422
01:17:53,035 --> 01:17:54,403
I sent you a message.

1423
01:17:58,270 --> 01:17:59,671
I hope you received it

1424
01:18:00,536 --> 01:18:01,537
And nothing...

1425
01:18:03,436 --> 01:18:04,437
Call me.

1426
01:18:07,503 --> 01:18:08,503
Take care.

1427
01:18:37,102 --> 01:18:38,104
()

1428
01:18:43,671 --> 01:18:45,534
maybe something
bad happens to you

1429
01:18:45,536 --> 01:18:47,535
I don't know,
an accident.

1430
01:18:47,537 --> 01:18:48,935
I know what kind
of accident

1431
01:18:48,937 --> 01:18:51,001
it happened to the man
may you never call again

1432
01:18:51,003 --> 01:18:52,567
It's an accident
with tits

1433
01:18:52,569 --> 01:18:54,334
But it is not possible.

1434
01:18:54,336 --> 01:18:56,033
he was
so in love with me

1435
01:18:56,035 --> 01:18:58,504
Don't send texts.
Wait.

1436
01:18:59,437 --> 01:19:01,600
She is right.
In French we say

1437
01:19:01,602 --> 01:19:02,868
()

1438
01:19:02,870 --> 01:19:04,268
Let it run.

1439
01:19:04,270 --> 01:19:05,271
()

1440
01:19:06,269 --> 01:19:07,270
What does it mean...

1441
01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:10,037
I don't know.

1442
01:19:18,204 --> 01:19:20,837
()

1443
01:19:24,604 --> 01:19:26,937
()

1444
01:19:28,670 --> 01:19:30,770
()

1445
01:20:05,571 --> 01:20:08,868
No, Bob is not
very professional.

1446
01:20:08,870 --> 01:20:10,537
Quasimodo is not looking.

1447
01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:13,767
Quasimodo would like this.

1448
01:20:13,769 --> 01:20:14,769
()

1449
01:20:32,504 --> 01:20:34,268
You know, María,

1450
01:20:34,270 --> 01:20:38,167
I can feel that you are embarrassed
with everything that happened

1451
01:20:38,169 --> 01:20:40,602
but I want you to know that you are and 
You are still important in this house.

1452
01:20:42,601 --> 01:20:46,368
I have spoken with Bob and we are
giving you a raise for Christmas.

1453
01:20:46,370 --> 01:20:48,700
Thank you madam. but 
It will not be unnecessary

1454
01:20:48,702 --> 01:20:50,467
Oh, nonsense.

1455
01:20:50,469 --> 01:20:53,034
Now you will bring tea and cake
for two in the living room, please.

1456
01:20:53,036 --> 01:20:54,037
Yes ma'am.

1457
01:21:03,069 --> 01:21:04,070
()

1458
01:21:09,370 --> 01:21:11,171
()

1459
01:21:18,204 --> 01:21:20,171
()

1460
01:21:37,069 --> 01:21:39,103
()

1461
01:22:01,170 --> 01:22:04,201
After all, suddenly you
you have all that space on the wall.

1462
01:22:04,203 --> 01:22:07,234
I was thinking if you wanted
stick to the 17th century.

1463
01:22:07,236 --> 01:22:08,737
There is this.

1464
01:22:09,769 --> 01:22:11,267
Oh, it's impressive.

1465
01:22:11,269 --> 01:22:12,367
Yes?

1466
01:22:12,369 --> 01:22:14,268
Oh, it really is.

1467
01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:17,933
But Christie's is having a sale in
London in a couple of weeks.

1468
01:22:17,935 --> 01:22:20,435
You can go modern and maybe
pick up a Delacroix.

1469
01:22:25,535 --> 01:22:28,101
- Oh my God. It's lovely.
- Isn't that so?

1470
01:22:28,103 --> 01:22:29,768
I don't even
I know what to say.

1471
01:22:29,770 --> 01:22:31,668
I have to show Bob.

1472
01:22:31,670 --> 01:22:33,168
Oh, he's not here? 
Is he out?

1473
01:22:33,170 --> 01:22:35,234
He is in his
French class.

1474
01:22:35,236 --> 01:22:38,234
Your accent
It's hilarious.

1475
01:22:38,236 --> 01:22:41,833
Oh yes. Paris has
been great for us

1476
01:22:41,835 --> 01:22:43,903
We walk as we were
when we met.

1477
01:22:45,603 --> 01:22:46,703
DAVID: Congratulations.

1478
01:22:47,569 --> 01:22:49,337
()

1479
01:23:25,768 --> 01:23:28,037
()

1480
01:23:58,369 --> 01:23:59,502
Goodbye, Steven.

1481
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:02,171
Goodbye, Maria.

1482
01:24:03,436 --> 01:24:04,436
Take care.

1483
01:24:27,203 --> 01:24:28,403
 �You found
your ending?

1484
01:24:30,169 --> 01:24:31,402
I'm still not sure.

1485
01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:35,570
Do you know something?

1486
01:24:37,937 --> 01:24:39,336
A woman who was
once a fan,

1487
01:24:40,536 --> 01:24:42,402
he told me no
despise people

1488
01:24:44,769 --> 01:24:47,070
that people love
the happy endings.

1489
01:24:49,002 --> 01:24:50,003
They can't fight it.

1490
01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:53,767
The hero runs.

1491
01:24:53,769 --> 01:24:55,171
he kisses her
under the rain

1492
01:24:58,536 --> 01:24:59,537
People love him.

1493
01:25:05,036 --> 01:25:06,036
Really?

1494
01:25:10,837 --> 01:25:11,837
People.

1495
01:25:12,305 --> 01:25:18,303
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